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This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Santa Magic?

December 14th, 2015|

I was struck by something I read on a facebook group about being a “fun” mom.  A woman was venting that her daughter whispered to Santa Claus her Christmas list, but wouldn’t tell her parents because she wanted to see if Santa was real or not.  The discussion continued of other moms commenting about the […]

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Naughty Elf

December 11th, 2015|

This elf gets some PLAY!

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Holiday Fruitcake

December 10th, 2015|

Does fruitcake ever go bad?

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Ugliest Sweater?

December 9th, 2015|

It’s hard to tell which one really brings out the holiday spirit……

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Holiday Giving

December 8th, 2015|

You tell me which one your Gynecologist would prefer.

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Holiday Choices

December 7th, 2015|

Holiday preparations can leave you with your head spinning – choosing cards, gifts, decorations, food….it’s enough to make you want to throw a towel over your shoulder (email us at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com if you’d like to purchase a Bleeping Motherhood dishtowel!) and call it for the season.  No wonder my mother threatened to cancel Christmas every. […]

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Weekly Tip – Winning Edition

December 4th, 2015|

A big congratulations to our winner of Scott Cohn’s book – Daddy Said A Word I Never Heard

Michele, thank you for entering!  And we hope you don’t get too many REALLY! comments today from your children.

Really wanted to win this book?  We don’t blame you, it is really funny.  Here’s our weekly tip – buy […]

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Top 5 – Wish I Had Shut My Mouth

December 2nd, 2015|

Today’s post is huge – HUGE!  First, a hilarious Top 5 list written by author Scott Cohn, who has been featured on Men’s Health and Huffington Post.  He’s also the author of the book, Daddy Said A Word I Never Heard, which we’ll tell you how to enter to get a FREE copy of below.  But […]

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We’ve Changed – And A Giveaway

December 1st, 2015|

We’re excited to bring you our latest update – a change in the way you take in all the bleeping humor on our main page.  We hear you, you want to laugh right away, so we’ve started with some of our favorite quotes that you’ve sent us.  Keep sending them, it is easy to do […]

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When pasta sticks to the wall, it’s done. When it sticks to balls, it’s REALLY done.

November 30th, 2015|

One of my most favorite comfort foods is pastina, prepared with egg and cheese.

So naturally, one of the first things I wanted to feed my kids was pastina. And then life took a downward spiral.
Anyone who has given their kid pastina KNOWS how fucking shitty the clean up is after the kid attempts to shove […]

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