Is your child showing signs of becoming a lil’ kleptomaniac?
Some of you may be in shock by that question. Others may know exactly what I’m talking about. In case you’re on the fence, we’ve compiled a few signs of what you may be experiencing.
Clues your kid is becoming a moderate to hardcore kleptomaniac
1: You start […]
Only the brave and insane take road trips with kids – that was the topic of our most recent podcast.
Take a listen and find out:
How did Bleeping Kerri start her most recent car trip in a horrific fashion?
What effect does butt crack have on Bleeping Audrey’s road trip?
What have been Bleeping Kerri’s different strategies for getting her […]
I’ve done a ton of research on tips for taking children on a road trip. Of course I know about the packing new toys, food, electronics – we’ve covered that. Some tips say work some learning into your trip. I say, after four hours, every fiber of my being is circulating around survival. And you […]
Top 5 Movie Quotes That Would Have Been Appropriate For A Road Trip With My Family
5. “If you’re gonna spew, spew in to this.” – Wayne’s World – This brings to mind a drive back from the beach when my oldest kept throwing up. As we were speeding through Baltimore, I handed him the container […]
Let’s talk road trips. Having just recently survived a 12 hour road trip to celebrate Easter with family, I have a lot of thoughts about this.
First off – don’t. Maybe cut that part of the family off. If they decided to live 12 hours away from you, maybe they are telling you something.
Secondly, this is […]
This week’s podcast is here and we’re talking about getting Mom time.
Some of our Mom time highlights:
How much lead time does a mom need to know how to spend kid-free four hours
Where can a mom go for a little quiet time
What is Bleeping Audrey’s tip for 13 seconds of guaranteed quiet
What did Bleeping Kerri’s dad tell […]
Top 5 Outrageous Things I’d Do If I Ever Had Alone Time:
5: I’d take a shower rigged with expensive audio equipment that played various messages if anyone tried bothering me.
4: I’d buy a $10,000 mattress with 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets, and take a cat nap, naked.
3: I’d lay on the couch all day […]
My husband recently planned a playdate with friends. Except, I wasn’t invited. It was a guy thing with just the kiddos. Was I hurt or left out? Hell to the freaking no.
In fact, this would be the first time EVER that I’d be left alone in my home, by myself. With no kids. Ever. That […]
This week’s podcast hits a topic I’m sure we’ve all felt – can you be on time with kids? Here are a couple of magic moments you’ll catch, like,
How early did Audrey show up for a birthday party?
How did A-train sabotage “Clipboard Kerri” from getting to playgroup on time?
How late does getting a bottle of […]
One of the biggest Bleeping Motherhood moments I keep having is the extra emotions/empathy/sympathy I have now that I have kids. Could it be caring so much for my two little ones makes me care more about others?
While we strive to be funny and give a laugh, sometimes we hear sad news in our motherhood […]
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