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Kerri is a machine, made of aluminum foil, disguised as a person. Do not place her in the microwave.

She lives with her husband and 2 children.

She is the Chief Officer for the Department Of Water & Coffee for a small ant hill community in her backyard.

She believes that every toaster should be required to complete a high school education. Period.

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She has won 29 lawsuits against people for clapping too loudly.

She has a patent pending ground beef stuffed Teddy Bear product line in the works. If Mattel goes to market with this, you’ll know who thought of it FIRST.

She also dislikes bees.