Bleeping Audrey

A Bleeping Miracle!

Audrey is originally from Mars, and moved to the States approximately 13 minutes ago.

She lives with her husband and 2 children.

She believes that the rhythm is gonna get her, tonight.

She volunteers at a retirement home that focuses on helping reconcile domestic disputes between aging fruits and vegetables.

The Cotton Balls Thanking Her

She has fought tirelessly to gain cotton balls the right to vote.

She is the reigning Thumb War Champion (East Coast Division) and attributes her wins to her longtime Thumb Coach, David Hasselhoff.

She dislikes bees.