24 Hours With Smashley Ashley

8 Questions & Answers that will explain everything. Why 8? Because that’s all we had time for.

Ashley Alteman is known for her love of dinosaurs, ponies wearing sweaters, forgiving stretchy pants and overuse of commas. She was awarded “Employee of the Month” in August of 2015, which she awarded to herself. She won a spelling bee in the 8th grade for correctly spelling “carrot” and knew from that moment she was destined to be an amazing journalist, or a sarcastic blogger. Additionally, she’s rescued several dinosaurs from captivity and is currently active in rescuing items off of Amazon. Ashley details her laugh-out-loud parenting and personal fails at SmashleyAshley.com.

Ashley Alteman of SmashleyAshley.com, you have 24 Hours To Live! (And by live, we mean you somehow finagled to get away and get 24 hours of kid-free, no responsibilities, me-time!)

You have 20 bucks in your pocket. What will you do with it? First stop, In N’ Out. MY FAVORITE. That would leave me with about $15.00 left, so I’d run to the mall and sit in one of those pay-by-the-dollar massage chairs. Have you ever had one of those deep tissue chair massages?! You wake up the next day feeling as though you were run over by a steam roller- but it’s so worth it.
What will you be wearing? My new dinosaur outfit. IT IS AMAZING.
During this 24 hour period, you have to complete a challenge – Would You Rather eat chicken McNuggets for 1 full hour (no dipping sauce), OR, make out with a live chicken for 10 seconds? Why? Definitely make out with a chicken for ten seconds. Why? Chicken McNuggets for one hour would probably cut my 24 hours to live in half. YECH!
What are the Top 5 things you’ll want to have with you? My dinosaur costume, my favorite snack- apple chips, gin, tonic, limes. I might substitute the limes for my car though, or a horse drawn carriage.
What will you be drinking? GIN! Maybe a Moscow Mule too. Hey, I only have 24 hours to live!
What Game Of Thrones character would you do, and why? **ducks and hides** I don’t watch Game of Thrones *GASP* I know. I KNOW! Let me go look them up and I’ll tell you based off looks (because that’s what we’re doing here, right?). Just Googled- uh, yeah- Jon Snow. He has bit of the Heath Ledger going and he was my all-time fave.
It’s hour 23. What will you do with your last hour? Probably go to the dentist and have my teeth cleaned after making out with the chicken. Or, hit up Tijuana for some cheap antibiotics. I want to go to my grave with clean teeth. They cost me a fortune.
How will this 24 hours have changed you? It appears I am now drunk, have fallen in love with Jon Snow, have released my stress via massage, made out with a chicken, and made a pit stop in Mexico. So, I’d say that’s a pretty normal day. HA. Kidding.