8 Questions & Answers that will explain everything. Why 8? Because that’s all we had time for.

Audrey Saracco (known around these parts as “Bleeping Audrey”) is the co-author of Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather.

Audrey is originally from Mars and moved to the States approximately 13 minutes ago.  She lives with her husband and two children.  She believes that the rhythm is gonna get her.  Tonight.  Audrey volunteers at a retirement facility that helps reconcile domestic disputes between aging fruits and vegetables.  She has fought tirelessly to gain cotton balls the right to vote.  She is the reigning Thumb War Champion (East Coast Division) and attributes her wins to her long time Thumb Coach, David Hasselhoff. She dislikes bees.

AUDREY FROM BLEEPING MOTHERHOOD you have 24 Hours To Live! (And by live, we mean you somehow finagled to get away and get 24 hours of kid-free, no responsibilities, me-time!)

1: You have 20 bucks in your pocket. What will you do with it? Donate it to a school for kids who can’t read good.

2: What will you be wearing? A nuns outfit, but in hot pink/zebra print.

3: During this 24 hour period, you have to complete a challenge – Would You Rather eat chicken McNuggets for 1 full hour (no dipping sauce), OR, make out with a live chicken for 10 seconds? Why? Eat the chicken for 1 hour. I already made out with a live chicken, circa 1997.

4: What are the Top 5 things you’ll want to have with you? 1 Coleman Camp Ax, 1 Ultimate Survival Technologies BlastMatch Firestarter, 1 Gerber’s Gator Machete, 1 Glacier Stainless Steel Pot, 1 Naked (& afraid) Person

5: What will you be drinking? A dirty martini. Shaken. Extra dirty, extra olives, extra straws. No glass.

6: What Game Of Thrones character would you do, and why?  Sounds like too much work. I’ll pass.

7: It’s hour 23. What will you do with your last hour? Root canals for me and all my friends!

8: How will this 24 hours have changed you? Now, more than ever before do I realize, unicorns are real. And they are total assholes.