We were together, so we recorded a podcast! We get real about our own baby shower and registering experiences.
Take a listen to hear our shower experiences and find out:
How much time did we spend not talking about enemas?
What new type of party are we hoping to see on Pinterest?
What decade does Bleeping […]
Even if you throw your own baby shower, which would be the height of distaste, there is still so much you can’t control. You can’t control your mother’s eye rolls. You can’t control Babies-r-us not updating their registry in time so you get three infant swings. You can’t control the dirty looks your girlfriends are […]
One of the more entertaining aspects of my baby shower was my mother’s reaction to the gifts I received. Not because she was overwhelmed by the generosity of family and friends, but because she had a hard time keeping the, “what in god’s name is that used for” look and “what a ridiculous waste of […]
Thank you for the baby shower crap, I mean gifts!
Is it just me, or did anyone else get WAY too much crap at their baby shower?
Don’t get me wrong. I registered for all the crap. I’m grateful that people bought all the crap for me.
But did I really need a wiper warmer? Actually that item, yes. […]
We’re continuing the discussion about kleptomania. Listen in as we discuss our children and our own histories regarding stealing.
Find out:
Is Sophia hanging out with vampires?
Is there a hex on Bleeping Audrey’s house?
Are Japanese sodas sold around Japanese hookers?
Do vampires give happy endings?
What were the first memories of stealing that both Bleeping Audrey and Bleeping Kerri […]
If you’re having an issue with childhood kleptomania, here’s a quick trick that might help your kid understand that stealing is wrong.
Steps in teaching a valuable lesson about stealing:
Step 1: For your kid’s next birthday party, get him or her a ton of presents.
Step 2: Hide them all.
Step 3: When your kid asks “where did […]
This week, Bleeping Motherhood is exploring the subject of kleptomania.
Kids will inevitably get curious and either think about thievery, or actually act on it. And when they do, we’ll be there.
Maybe a little embarrassed. Maybe a little mortified. Not necessarily because the kid just stole something…well that too, but because of the item that they […]
Is your child showing signs of becoming a lil’ kleptomaniac?
Some of you may be in shock by that question. Others may know exactly what I’m talking about. In case you’re on the fence, we’ve compiled a few signs of what you may be experiencing.
Clues your kid is becoming a moderate to hardcore kleptomaniac
1: You start […]
Only the brave and insane take road trips with kids – that was the topic of our most recent podcast.
Take a listen and find out:
How did Bleeping Kerri start her most recent car trip in a horrific fashion?
What effect does butt crack have on Bleeping Audrey’s road trip?
What have been Bleeping Kerri’s different strategies for getting her […]
I’ve done a ton of research on tips for taking children on a road trip. Of course I know about the packing new toys, food, electronics – we’ve covered that. Some tips say work some learning into your trip. I say, after four hours, every fiber of my being is circulating around survival. And you […]
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