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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

What Is About The Worst Other Moment In Life?

April 30th, 2016|

This week’s podcasts is all about us playing a Would You Rather from our book, Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather book.  Listen to the hilarity ensue (as I’m sure would happen anytime you played this with your friends).
Take a listen and find out:

Why would Bleeping Audrey call herself a “rampant chicken whore”?
Under what […]

Top 5 – Good vs Evil

April 29th, 2016|

Top 5 Ways To Use Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather book for Good:

5: Buy the book for a mom who is in desperate need of a good laugh.

4: Buy the book for a mom who wants to experience peeing in her pants from laughing really hard while reading the book.

3: Buy the book for an […]

Would You Rather Fans

April 28th, 2016|

Did you get Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather book?

Check out our fans with their very own copy of Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather. Post your selfie with the book in the comments, or email us at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com

Weekly Tip – Mother’s Day

April 27th, 2016|

Are you struggling to find a great Mother’s Day gift for that special mom in your life?

Does that special mom in your life love to laugh at edgy, fun comedy?

Then dude, you should totally grab her a copy of Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather.

Bonus For Moms!
In case you’ve been sitting there all day pondering […]

Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather? Available Now!

April 26th, 2016|

Previously posted on Goldfinch Publishing

Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather? takes you on a journey of hilarious questions and choices (some based on real life experiences – but we won’t tell which ones). New and expecting mommas as well as the seasoned professional mom will love this exploration of doing one insane thing over another. Even if you’re […]

A Bleeping Anniversary!

April 25th, 2016|

Suck On This! It’s Bleeping Motherhood’s 1 Year Anniversary! We are celebrating with a book!

“Bleeping Audrey and “Bleeping Kerri” have been excitedly engaging fans since April of 2015 with our lite, quick comic relief.

To help celebrate our first year on the map, we’re launching our new book, Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather” which takes you […]

Confessions From Moms of Threenagers

April 23rd, 2016|

Another podcast, back at ya! This week we’re wrapping up our conversation about threenagers and what that experience is like.  Luckily, we’re able to laugh about it.
Take a listen and find out:

Who does Bleeping Kerri get into more trouble with than the IRS?
What kind of races does Bleeping Audrey have with her threenager?
What […]

Weekly Tip – Threenager Drinks

April 22nd, 2016|

The Threenager stage can be rough. What do we recommend? Drink.

Here’s a list of drinks and recipes that should help you out for 1 or 2 days. After that, you’re on your own.
If you’re a Margarita lover, check these out:
Strawberry Beer Margaritas: These sound amazing! Here’s what one reviewer said: “Beer margaritas get a flavorful […]

Top 5 – Threenager Sayings

April 21st, 2016|

I’m not sure if you have hit the Threenager stage of parenting yet. I’m pretty much in the middle of it, with a good year or so of it ahead of me. In case you’re wondering if you’re close, here’s some things your child might start saying so you know you’ve arrived at Threenager Road, […]

The Threenager Stage

April 20th, 2016|

“Threenager”

Definition, a three year old that acts like teenager.

Do you sometimes wonder where your child’s little attitude came from? Just yesterday they were all cute and adorable, then just like that, BAM! They hit you with some serious ‘tude. Or, they totally schooled you and now you feel like they are 3 going on 13.
Yup, […]