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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

My Mom Drinks White Wine Spritzers!

January 24th, 2016|

We thought it was a good idea to do it some more!  This week you’ll get to hear about delicious creases, how acting like a toddler could get you shots, what would make us eat more food off the floor, new uses for cat step stools, where milk doesn’t come from and why talking about broken piggy […]

Our First Bleeping Podcast

January 17th, 2016|

We’re doing it.  Yes, we do think this is a good idea.  And we’ve now answered the question, what do we do when the kids go to bed?  We record podcasts.  Take a listen (it is child friendly), let us know what you think!

If the above player won’t play for you, you can download it […]

Would These 3 Things Make You Cry Today, Too?

January 11th, 2016|

When I wake up in the morning, I don’t say, “Jeez, I really hope I cry today.”  Crying as a mom, for me, is usually unexpected. Especially with all our wild hormones splashin’ around in our lady guts. I’m not a crier. In fact, I’m an ugly crier, so when I feel the waterworks comin’ on, I’m all, “oh great, this is […]

Barbie Eric Souffle – So Good!

January 8th, 2016|

Top 5 – Stuffing Challenge

January 6th, 2016|

In this week’s Suck On This, I talked about a recent experience I had with my kids who experimented with couch cushion stuffing. Now, I will explore:

 

Top 5 Things I could do with couch cushion cotton stuffing:

5: Place it in bunches all over my floor, smoke a ton of pot and pretend I’m sitting on […]

So this happened

January 4th, 2016|

Remember the good ol days when you meticulously and painstakingly bought gifts for your kids and they adored you for it, and played with the toys all day? Hmm, well remember yesterday when your kids didn’t want to play with any of those toys and instead played with the empty cardboard box?

How about when they discovered the stuffing inside the couch cushions? […]