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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

When pasta sticks to the wall, it’s done. When it sticks to balls, it’s REALLY done.

November 30th, 2015|

One of my most favorite comfort foods is pastina, prepared with egg and cheese.

So naturally, one of the first things I wanted to feed my kids was pastina. And then life took a downward spiral.
Anyone who has given their kid pastina KNOWS how fucking shitty the clean up is after the kid attempts to shove […]

Happy Thanksgiving!

November 26th, 2015|

Top 5 – Thanksgiving Edition

November 25th, 2015|

Ahh – Thanksgiving.  So many reasons to give thanks for being a parent.  Here are my top 5 reasons for giving thanks this Thanksgiving:

5. When our co-sleeping child hasn’t wet our bed

4. When our kid actually eats the food they take from our plate instead of spitting it out on the rest of our food.

3. When I’m […]

Let the Thanksgiving fun continue!

November 24th, 2015|

Thankful for humor

November 23rd, 2015|

Thanksgiving is a favorite holiday for my husband.  No wonder – I spend a week buying his favorite food and alcohol, cleaning the house, and then his family comes over for his favorite meal.  One year, only one relative came over, and ate sparingly because they were going to another Thanksgiving afterwards.  I spent a […]

The Napkin

November 19th, 2015|

When I was a little girl, I would pretend that I was a housewife. I’d set up baby dolls around the kitchen table, and prepare a delicious fake dinner for my pretend husband who would be walking in the door any minute.

Fast forward a hundred years later. It’s dinnertime. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 5:30. […]

Can you make the Bleeping Motherhood ladies LOL?

November 13th, 2015|

Caption this photo in the comments and you could be featured on BleepingMotherhood.com

Here’s Bleeping Motherhood’s stab. Can YOU do better?

“My breasts can also make change from large bills and solve world hunger.”

Know someone funny? Share this post NOW so they can get in on the fun! A caption will be selected and announced at some […]

Top 2 of 20 Inappropriate Things My Children Did Today

November 11th, 2015|

Real quick, can we just talk about things that are actually innocent but end up seeming EXTREMELY inappropriate –ESPECIALLY if we’re out in public?

You know what I mean, right? Your kid does or says something really awkward that in actuality is no big whip, but you know it’s inappropriate. Okay, so let’s take that moment, […]

Can you believe what I did with cabbage?

November 9th, 2015|

A few weeks back, Bleeping Motherhood ran an article called Highway/Prostitute Mom. The article was based on an experience I had while weaning my son from my tit, I mean breast.

The gist of the article was that I was sitting in traffic and got caught massaging my breasts with cabbage leaves to help prevent engorgement.

You […]

The Struggle Is Real

November 7th, 2015|