“If Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer Had Kids On Seinfeld” Episodes:
5: Kramer becomes President of his son’s PTA, and accidentally burns the school down when he attempts to make a grilled cheese sandwich in the science lab.
4: George slips into a depression because his newborn is bald and he thinks the baby is mocking him.
3: […]
We all know kids are like sponges. Everything we do, say, wear, criticize, compliment, blow up at, love, hate and beyond….our kids are soaking it up like a sponge. So it had me thinking, am I sponge worthy? Am I saying and doing as I would want my children to say and do?
Yikes.
So here’s a […]
Ever feel like you’re living in a Seinfeld episode? I recently had a week where I felt like Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer were at every turn.
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If you’re gonna fart, don’t fart like an amateur. Be a Farting Pro.
If you’re a beginner, or are clueless about farting, start with this Fart Dictionary. It helps you really understand and name some of your farts, like:
Apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away.
Boomerang fart: a fart that has somehow returned to haunt […]
I’ve been waiting my whole life for a compilation video that features scaring the day lights out of babies with farts. Thank you for answering my prayers.
Perez Hilton has tackled some very controversial and uplifting topics. However, none have compared to his A-List celebs who get this, love to fart.
Check out our Top 5 Faves from Perez Hilton’s stinky butt list: (See? Everyone farts!)
5: Eva Mendez:
When she was on the MTV environmental documentary Trippin, Eva Mendes was accused by a fellow […]
Fart. It’s such a gross word. Say it right now. “FART”.
Eww, you’re gross for saying it.
Just kidding! Farting isn’t and shouldn’t be the embarrassing thing that we all make of it. Farting is crazy fun! You can even use Farting as a way of saying “Hello”, or “Goodbye”, or possibly even “Fuck You” to that […]
Ever feel like you should change your name to Toots McGee? Ever find yourself on a farting spree? This week, we are bringing you some inspirational, yet wildly exciting information about farting.
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We’ve all been there. […]
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