If you want to get out of hosting the holidays at your house this year, here’s what you do in 4.5 Easy Steps:
1: Tell everyone that you may, or may not poison the food.
2: Do a half-smile and wink 3 times.
3: Say, “I’m serious, though.”, and wink once.
4: Fake cough.
4.5: Pivot turn, and run away […]
Some Christmas movies never get old. Here’s a few of our favorites. Most of this could probably apply to my real life holiday adventures, minus the hot iron to my forehead.
Top 5 Places To Hide (GET RID OF) Elf On A Shelf:
5: In the garbage.
You know you hate that effing thing. Just throw it away.
4: In a foreign country.
UPS or FedEx ship it to any country, and poof, it’s gone.
3: Outside on a windy day.
Hopefully a big gust of wind will pick it up and […]
In this edition of Suck On This, you will actually be getting something to Suck On. A compilation of fabulous drink pop recipes that are sure to be an early Christmas gift to yourself after a hot summer day. I have not been able to test these recipes, so someone step up to the plate […]
I know nobody feels like thinking about the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. But guess what. It’s bleeping Christmas in July! Do you know what that means? We are getting into the holiday spirit, but with all the benefits of warm weather and sangria!
Now, get that ass up, and start singing Jingle Bells.
Breastfeeding can be difficult, tiring, even overwhelming. During these times, us mamas need a little support to keep us going. We’ve assembled an amazing library of motivation to keep your spirits up when you are feeling down. Look at these images 3 times daily. You’ll be as good as new in no time. Enjoy!
Enjoy these wonderful, carefully assembled Family Guy clips about breasts:
Top 5 Pinterest “Breastfeeding Party” Ideas/Activities
5: Bedazzle Your Own Breast Pump
4: Breastmilk and Kahlua White Russian Cocktails
3: Pin the tail on the nipple
2: Who’s Nipples Look More Like Salami wins a prize
1: Breast Pumping Relay Races – 1st team to get 4 oz. wins!
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