As I eat pizza at the pizza parlor with my 2 children, I can sense that my lil guy is getting restless. He’s at level 7, and I need to get the fuck out of there before he becomes level 10. Which in mommy terms; he transforms into Godzilla, stepping on humans, eventually eating them.
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Kerri is a machine, made of aluminum foil, disguised as a person. Do not place her in the microwave.
She lives with her husband and 2 children.
She is the Chief Officer for the Department Of Water & Coffee for a small ant hill community in her backyard.
She believes that every toaster should be required to complete […]
Bleeping Audrey
Audrey is originally from Mars, and moved to the States approximately 13 minutes ago.
She lives with her husband and 2 children.
She believes that the rhythm is gonna get her, tonight.
She volunteers at a retirement home that focuses on helping reconcile domestic disputes between aging fruits and vegetables.
She has fought tirelessly to gain cotton balls […]
In 1845, a group of women stood in a field and watched the sun set as their kids frolic in the high grass. Then, in the near distance, a coyote appeared. The women scooped up their children screaming profanities and ran to safety. One woman pulled out a shotgun and aimed it at the coyote, […]
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