Bleeping Motherhood is 2 Years Old! Happy Anniversary to us, and high five to all of you who’ve stuck around to listen to our insane mommy rants!

If we were actually 2 years old, we’d barely be potty trained, but who cares! We’re 2!

Here’s our Top 5 list of 2 year old milestones and what beverage to drink to celebrate it:

5: Movement Milestone: 2 year old walks without assistance.

Celebration Beverage: Beer. I drink beer not only for celebrating my kid’s milestones such as this, but I drink beer to celebrate the fact that there’s beer in my fridge. So I must drink it.

4: Hand & Finger Milestone: 2 year old scribbles spontaneously.

Celebration Beverage: Wine. I don’t know about you, but when my child has scribbled spontaneously, it’s been all over my walls and/or couch. So wine is the perfect accompaniment to their accomplishment.  You also use similar cleaners to remove both from the walls and couch.

3: Language Milestone: 2 year old repeats words heard in conversations.

Celebration Beverage: Vodka. Yikes! If my 2 year old repeats stuff overheard in my conversations…only vodka can make up for that mess.

2: Cognitive Milestone: 2 year old begins make-believe play.

Celebration Beverage: Mimosas. Why? I just think mimosas are delicious, and they would be a nice sipping drink while my kids play. Go me.

1: Social & Emotional Milestone: 2 year old begins to show defiant behavior.

Celebration Beverage: Tequila. I mean, I don’t know if this needs much of an explanation, but tequila is one of the best options we can come up with for this milestone. Worm optional.

How do you celebrate milestones? Tell us now by commenting below or continue the conversation on the Bleeping Motherhood Facebook page.

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